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SYSTEM NOTICE: Upward mobility module is currently offline for scheduled maintenance (est. completion: TBD)REMINDER: Q4 bootstrapping quotas are due — please pull harderNEW: Premium Underclass+ subscription now available (same benefits, higher fee)ALERT: Cost of living adjustment applied — your adjustment: $0.00TIP: Have you tried not being in the underclass? Submit feedback at /dev/nullUPDATE: The economy is doing great. This message is not for you.SYSTEM NOTICE: Upward mobility module is currently offline for scheduled maintenance (est. completion: TBD)REMINDER: Q4 bootstrapping quotas are due — please pull harderNEW: Premium Underclass+ subscription now available (same benefits, higher fee)ALERT: Cost of living adjustment applied — your adjustment: $0.00TIP: Have you tried not being in the underclass? Submit feedback at /dev/nullUPDATE: The economy is doing great. This message is not for you.
Orientation Portal v2.7.1

Welcome to the
Permanent Underclass

We're so glad you're here. Well, not glad exactly. More like... statistically unsurprised.

Active Session
Tier: Permanent
ClassificationID: UC-387481

Permanent Underclass

Assigned at birth. Reconfirmed quarterly.

$0.00
Net Worth
0.02%
Mobility Index
00:00:00
Time in Class
Upward Mobility Progress~34%

* Progress may fluctuate. Downward adjustments are not bugs.

○Daily Wellness Tip

“Remember: productivity is its own reward. Monetary reward is for other tiers.”

Resources For You

010 items

Benefits Package

Review your comprehensive lack of benefits

02New

Achievement Center

Celebrate surviving another fiscal quarter

03Offline

Appeal a Decision

Estimated wait time: 4-6 business lifetimes

04Popular

Upward Mobility Kit

Contains: 1 pamphlet titled "Have You Tried Harder?"

Field Reports

Intercepted transmissions from upper-tier operatives discussing your classification.

K
klöss
@kloss_xyz

Everyone has access to the same thing now. The gap is no longer tools, talent, or money. It's whether you actually use the AI sitting in front of you. And most people won't. Not because they can't. But because they're lazy, scared, or still don't believe it's real. That's how we get to a permanent underclass. That part is not a joke.

Jan 31, 2026·19.1K Views